He chews his gum.
Loudly
and obnoxiously.
As if there is no one else around him.
As if there is only him,
his gum,
and nothing else.
And that gum is the last thing
he will ever have to chew on.
…………………………………………….
I want to punch him in the face.
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lol love it.
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Haha thanks!
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You nut! I have another Blog. I’m very excited. http://whenresameetsthemuralsofwinnipeg.wordpress.com/
I’ll tweet it to you as well.
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Marvelous! I used to have another blog. That didn’t last. But yours looks like it will 🙂
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And I’d pay you $5 to do it, too. Nothing more annoying than a self-asorbed gum-chewer, is there?
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Indeed there isn’t. Well maybe a few things. But not many. If I show you video proof of me punching him, will you send me $5?
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I probably would, just for the vicarious joy it would bring me.
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I’ll have to make sure to get a recording device to bring with me should this type of scenario present itself again in the future.
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And I bet the chewer would stare at you, like a cow chewing its cud. I remember once having the distinct displeasure of sitting across from a college-age woman while riding mass transit in San Francisco who, while her earphones blared, smacked her gum for at least eight blocks of rush hour traffic before I finally had enough and turned and gave her the death stare.
She stared right back at me, daring me to say something, anything.
It was probably best that I didn’t rise to the challenge. She had a look that said, “Don’t tangle with me, hombre. I will take you down in a heartbeat.”
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What an unfortunate experience. Actually today I was beside a woman loudly chewing her gum with her mouth open. But it was still morning and too early for me to be punching anyone in the face.
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I commend your self-restraint.
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Thanks you. I’m sorry you didn’t get to hear about me punching an annoying person in the face. Someday…
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