Rather than write you a heartfelt Christmas message, I will simply leave you with a picture of me in the over the top festive ostentatious Christmas outfit that I wore to Celebrities over the weekend. I thought more people were going to dress up. They didn’t. But I rocked my outfit anyway.
The other day I was walking down East Mall at UBC on my lunch break. I walked past the Abdul Ladha Science Student Centre, where I saw a sign in the middle of the street that said “Sipping with Santa.” Some student organization was selling hot chocolate for charity. I, of course, misread the sign. I thought what it said was “Stripping with Santa.” This resulted in a combination of confusion and excitement until I looked at it again and realized my mistake. Which then resulted in a combination of embarrassment and disappointment.
It’s really too bad that it wasn’t actually “Stripping with Santa.” That could have been way more fun. They could have had a North Pole candy cane stripper pole, Santa Baby as the main theme song, and lots of tinsel everywhere. And I think they may have raised a lot more money that way. Perhaps I should make that suggestion to them for next year?
A couple weeks ago, I went to see Cloud Atlas with my friend. We saw the late show and it was really long and I was really tired. But it was good. I loved the makeup and thought it was all done really well. In the elevator scene, I found myself attracted to the old guy and wondered why, and then I realized that it was James D’Arcy playing him and it all made sense. I wouldn’t mind being trapped in an elevator with old James D’Arcy.
He’s so sexy as an old man.
Another impressive part was Jim Sturgess as an Asian guy. Somehow, he looks even hotter when he’s Asian. I think it’s the look combined with the character and fight scenes that makes him so great. Just everything about him really. After the movie, we reflected on how he was hottest when he was the Asian character.
Yeah. How can you not find that attractive?
My friend sent me a text message the following day about Cloud Atlas and about Asian Jim Sturgess. My brother happened to glance at my phone as I was texting and asked me “Who’s Asian Jim?”. I told him it was from a movie and he was like “The character’s name is Asian Jim?”. I tried to explain it to him but he’s 11 and Cloud Atlas is way too complicated even for some adults.
So I tried explaining how the actor plays an Asian guy but I couldn’t really explain myself. So every so often, my siblings will randomly ask me “Who’s Asian Jim?” and make fun of me. So now I’m pretty sure they just think that I’m dating some Asian guy named Jim. How fun for me…
The other day, I wore a pair of jeans that had a hole in the crotch. Even though I knew they had a hole in the crotch. Because I couldn’t find any other pants. That was kind of a fail. Right now, I may or may not be wearing leggings as pants. I’m not sure which is worse. Where can I buy a good pair of pants?