Sometimes bus drivers are funny

When I was on the bus the other day, it was getting really full and people needed to move to the back so that other people could get on.

Bus driver: Can we keep moving back? Or I swear I’ll open this jar of wasps.

What’s worse than being put on hold?

Being put on hold when the hold music is a Nickelback song.  If that ever happens to me again, I’m hanging up the phone.