My type of conversation

Guy 1: These shoes are not waterproof.

Guy 2: That’s okay, they look nice.

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The gum chewer

He chews his gum.

Loudly

and obnoxiously.

As if there is no one else around him.

As if there is only him,

his gum,

and nothing else.

And that gum is the last thing

he will ever have to chew on.

…………………………………………….

I want to punch him in the face.