I wanted to give her something special. Something that I knew she would enjoy. All I wanted was to make her happy. I guess I kind of did it without warning. I knew that she would love it but I also knew that she wasn’t expecting anything. She thought we were just going out like normal and that nothing was going to happen. But she thought wrong.
I sat there and waited for the right time to do it. Was there a right time? I didn’t know. But I knew that tonight was the night. We were close enough that this was something I could do without seeming inappropriate or scaring her off. Some may have found it awkward. But I knew that she was different. She would appreciate what I had to offer. And so I just whipped it out. In public. She was shocked at first but she liked it and in the end she was satisfied and thanked me for it.
So yeah, I’m talking about last night when I gave my friend a mini penis shaped cake pop that I got from the Erotic Cake booth at the Taboo Naughty But Nice Show in Vancouver.
Nothing says friendship like a mini penis cake pop.